Sunday, September 21, 2008

It's Don Key-oh-tay, okay?

The problem with growing up and reading a bunch of books that no one else around you seems to read is that you come out -- like, ten years later -- and start talking about Don Quixote like he's a guy who knows how to make porridge really, really fast instead of being a Spanish anti-hero type with a very Spanish-sounding name. I can still feel the embarrassment.

I was probably in my teens before I realised that misled is not my-zld, but miss-led. And it only dawned on me a few years back that awry was actually said a-rye and not awe-ry. Boy.

Today, however, I discover it's not just foreign words or the lesser-used ones that I can mess up. My family roared in laughter when I said nuclear. Nuclear, right? New-clear? Apparently not. And here, the girl who has frequently mocked American folk for their bizarre nuke-u-lar, discovers that nuclear is, in fact, a three-syllable-word. It's nu-cle-ar, folks.

I'm probably the only person on the planet who didn't realise that.

Not, thank goodness, the only person who mispronounces words, though. Abraham Piper confesses he puts an 'n' in legitimate. I remember a friend once saying compromise as promise with a com in front of it. What do you say all wrong?

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conversations:

Bethany -- thank you!! xox

Amanda -- I will pass on your kind wishes.

Lis -- I'm so glad! Your comment made me hunt out that poem and re-read it. Such good stuff.

Abbie -- new babies are super. We're all just so spoilt to get to hug and smoosh and squish them!

4 comments:

  1. You should check out the "This American Life" episode called "A Little Bit of Knowledge". You can stream it for free from their website. The middle section is on this. :)

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  2. I remember when I was a lot younger saying stomach but pronouncing it stow-match. Well, that's what it's spelt like, isn't it? :) Needless to say, my family have never forgotten it and still talk about it even though it happened over 10 years ago. Isn't it funny what mistakes we make?

    BTW, I hope you are enjoying that new little nephew of yours!!!!!

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  3. Inevitable. It's still one of those words I have to think about for ages before I attempt to say it. :P

    I love your way with words DD... "some guy who knows how to make porridge really really fast..." :D You're awesome!

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  4. Haha - just read this post and it made me want to comment even though I never have before. So hi, I really like your blog and your amazing way with words.
    And, try saying "debut" as "de-butt" - as I did when running a quiz night many moons ago... highly embarrassing!

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